Tabs received together with nearly everybody.
Virtually, except for a couple of individuals and cats, together with his company nemesis Harris, who staged a hostile takeover try of Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC a couple of years in the past.
It failed, in fact. Tabs adeptly defended his possession of the corporate by buying all the excellent shares from the opposite members of the board of cat administrators (didn’t harm that he additionally despatched them care packages of canned tuna in gravy).
Regardless that he’d been defeated, Harris by no means let up. He continued to torment Tabs for years, typically making an attempt to sneak onto firm property. Fortunately, Tabs was at all times right here to guard it.
When Tabs handed away final 12 months, we thought Harris would quit and set his sights on a brand new company conquest.
However apparently that was wishful pondering…
Rosie to Harris, “Get off our property!”
Rosie and I’ve been going for walks on Sunday mornings now, like Tabs and I used to.
She doesn’t take company safety fairly as severely as Tabs did. She’s extra into exploring and getting the lay of the land, nibbling on grass shoots and keeping track of the native turkeys.
However guess who confirmed up this morning?
And Rosie wasn’t having any of it. She made it clear instantly that Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC was nonetheless off limits, and he must transfer alongside.
I don’t know if he received the message, however I hope so. She made it loud and clear.
Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,